My love for bright colours and animations will give you a terrible first impression of me, but I'll let you see why on your own.

"You are the Hitler of the 21st Century"
"You are a fuckwad, get off my internet."

 

me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

tophatpkmn:

"All villagers are equal, but some villagers are more equal than others.”