My love for bright colours and animations will give you a terrible first impression of me, but I'll let you see why on your own.
"You are the Hitler of the 21st Century"
"You are a fuckwad, get off my internet."
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
Children have school in the morning.
(Source: calmrad)
Daily conversations.
Sir Boris, the finest swordsman in the world! And his brother, Sir Morris, not the finest swordsman in the world… but the most enthusiastic!
And their noble pets!
Sir Horace the dog and Sir Doris the Hamster.
THE BIG KNIGHTS!
omg khimy k ur sew pretti
(Source: catleecious)
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
